GOVERNMENT KEEPS PRINTING $USD
SO WE MADE $MONEY DEFLATIONARY

THE 250M PAYROLLDRIPS 7.77M A DAYFELLAS AT WORKSPLIT ITSOMEONE TRADES$MONEY10% FEE, IN ETHFELLA STRATEGYFUTURE REVENUESTREAMSBUYS A FELLA,RELISTS +20%THAT SALE BUYSAND BURNS $MONEY80%10%nothing in this loop ever sells $MONEYthe deployer takes a tenth of each fee, which is 1% of any trade
FELLA⇆$MONEY
1 fella = 400,000 $MONEY, either way, any time
sell one in360,000
buy one out440,000
pick the one you want528,000
10% burned each way, 128,000 on a snipe

PAID MINT

SKIP THE LINE.

0.002 ETH each. No wallet cap.

1 fella0.002 ETH

Supply

0 / 5000 minted

The fella flywheel

The pool pays 360,000 $MONEY for any fella, any time.

Buy at 10% over the rate, sell at 10% under, and both tenths are burned.

$MONEY is 10% either way, to buy and to sell.

Selling early costs extra. The sale fee starts high for launch and falls 1% a minute once the mint closes, settling at 10% for good.

While the mint runs, a sale's whole fee buys $MONEY straight back and burns it, in the seller's own transaction.

Every other fee splits one way forever: 80% to FELLA STRATEGY, 10% to the fellas at work, 10% to the dev.

Parameters

thingvalue
supply5000
paid mint0.002 ETH, no wallet cap, 100 per transaction
free mintone every 5 seconds, 1 per wallet ever
fella pool400,000 $MONEY a fella, fixed, backed 100%
pool spread10% each way, burned
$MONEY buy fee10%, flat, charged by the pool. Sending it costs nothing.
$MONEY sell fee99% until the mint closes, then 1%/min to a 10% floor
wages7,770,000 $MONEY per day for 32 days, split per fella at work
strategybuys the floor, relists 20% up, burns the whole proceeds
deployer fee1% of any trade
keeper reward0.5% of each burn chunk, to whoever presses it
chainRobinhood Chain / 4663
edition5000 fellas
token$MONEY, 2,500,000,000

9 TO 5

The fella never leaves your wallet. Sell it and it quits, paid up to the second.

reading for: connect a wallet
— fellas hired · your cut of every payout: —

CLAIM $MONEY

7,770,000 a day, split across the fellas at work by rank. Fewer working, bigger each.

0 $MONEY
earned by your fellas

Two payslips

Wages are $MONEY, paid by the second. The ETH is other people trading.

Ranks

Hire a fella by burning $MONEY and it starts earning that second, at its rank's multiple of both wages and ETH. Every price below counts from the start and a raise charges the difference, so climbing costs what going straight to the top costs. Selling or transferring a fella fires it: the rank is wiped and unclaimed wages return to the payroll, so claim before you sell.

1.00xJANITOR40,000
1.25xANALYST90,000
1.60xSENIOR ANALYST180,000
2.00xMANAGER360,000
3.33xBOARD MEMBER960,000

Your fellas

connect a wallet to see your fellas

FELLA STRATEGY

8% of every $MONEY trade goes here, and it buys the floor and burns the proceeds.

SWEEP THE FLOOR

Buys the cheapest listed fella and relists it 20% over what it paid.

0
fellas held right now

BUY AND BURN

Every sale pays the burn contract, the burn buys $MONEY, and that $MONEY is destroyed.

0 $MONEY
destroyed so far

THE FURNACE

Press it and the ETH below market-buys $MONEY and burns all of it. The presser keeps 0.5% of the chunk.

0 ETH
waiting to burn
8% OF EVERY$MONEY TRADEBUYS THECHEAPEST FELLALISTS IT20% UPSOLD: THE ETHGOES TO THE BURNBUYS $MONEY,BURNS ITsupply falls, the flooris swept, and the feeskeep cominground and round, and nothing in it ever sells $MONEY

Watch it work

The trading runs from a wallet named FELLA STRATEGY, so every sweep and ask is public under its name. Sale money goes to the burn contract. Anyone may press the burn, and the presser keeps 0.5% of the chunk.

The wallet is 0xb61d00B7cEEFA68c89bc10BB468489ac14EB0957 and the burn is 0x4a100632B30cf66C4bE0857b3C0Cb7af09888e64.

$MONEY

Two markets. $MONEY against ETH, and fellas against $MONEY.

The chart

the pair is not open yet

Fellas against $MONEY

TAKE ONE

Whichever fella the block picks, off the shelf.

440,000
— on the shelf

PICK ONE

Name the fella you want. 20% over the shelf price, and the extra is burned.

528,000
picked none

SELL ONE IN

Any fella, from anyone, at the fixed price.

360,000
the pool always bids
connect a wallet to see your fellas
the shelf shows up here at launch

$MONEY against ETH

Swap here. The fee is charged in the pool, so the box quotes the real number before you sign.

ETH
0.0 $MONEY
10% fee
SEE THE CHART

Burned so far

0 $MONEY
every burner counted: the sale buyback, the pool spread, the furnace, the hires

What the pool is holding

400,000
$MONEY a fella, fixed. The 10% either side is burned.
0
$MONEY the spread has burned
every fella sold in, at oncewhat the pool holds100%

Every fella outside the pool has 400,000 $MONEY sitting in it, so the pool can always pay. Trading does not change that: a sale takes one fella's backing out, a buy puts one back.

THE DECK

Every fella that exists, in no particular order.

0 of 5000

EMPLOYEE
OF THE
WEEK

Whoever burns the most $MONEY. Press the furnace on the FELLA STRATEGY page: the queued ETH buys $MONEY, all of it is destroyed, and you keep 0.5% of the chunk.

#wallet$MONEY burned
nobody has pressed it yet